Multiple meanings for "call"

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During primary school time, our Chinese teacher always teach us "words with multiple pronunciations and meanings"

Now, let me teach you all multiple meanings of "COL" , the short form of "CALL"..........which i just learned tonight too~~

Its all started at a typical MSN Chatroom, talking craps and discussing on having supper after whole lonely night of studying......


"cockman calling cheese for supper"

Just right after the word "col" existed, freaking dirty minded sausageman and me were slipped with some "interesting " facts inside our mind.....hiak~~hiak~~~hiak~~~

For studies, i admitted that i am for sure wont gonna be able to come out with accurate and practical solutions and formula for answering those questions covered in my syllabus. But somehow, under some circumstances, sausageman and i always come across with "interesting facts and ideas" in our mind....and sometimes its perverted too~~~hahahaha~~~

so here its go....


"col" = cock orgasm length???
= cum of leisure???

hmmm......not a bad idea...maybe i shud come out with an equation for this..
future engineer mah...shud deal a lot with equations..no matter engineering equations or cock equations...

Let me introduce another term, "col" = cock optimum length.

And here it goes:

COCK OPTIMUM LENGTH = COCK ORGASM LENGTH + CUM OF LEISURE






Therefore: COL = COL + COL
COL = 2 COL

canceling out "COL" from both sides....
we got : 1=2

New mathematic breakthrough??? check it out yourself~~!!!
so next time when you ask for 1 cock, you wil get 2....isn't that nice???