Best logo for shisha

"AL FAKHER" = I will fuck her???
once smoked, u gonna f*** "her".

Roti Bakar (toasted bread)

For those roti bakar (toasted bread) lover in Malacca, i am pretty sure that you all have eaten the roti bakar beside the Equatorial Hotel. For me, it was the best roti bakar in Malacca....but i have no idea what you guys think of it. haha~~however, it has moved to the new shop row beside Makhota Hospital Malacca or in other words, it is just situated behind Simply Fish.



I went there for the first time after it changed its venue.





Hmmm....seems like the business isn't as good as before. I can't even see the aunty sitting down and rest at there when it was still situated beside the Equatorial Hotel. Maybe many people misunderstood that it closed down. But actually, it just shifted to other place.



Although it has changed to a brighter shop row, but the taste of the roti bakar is stil the same- so delicous...together with the economic fried mee and egg......haha~~

Restaurant Ole Sayang

This restaurant recalled some memories when i first stumbled myself to malacca for studying. That time my dad, my mum together with my pretty and cute little sis accompanied me here to help settle down with my living. By that time, i was still a 17 years old high school graduate who knows nothing, no clubbing, no blogging, no gym-ing, no drinking, no snookering and pooling. Sad to tell that these all have become my habits 3 years after i came here. haih~~~~but at least i learned to be mature and increase my circle of friends, be responsible for what i did and what i said. These are those stuff that i couldn't learn from my engineering textbook.


my little sis~

The memory is still clear enough.........
gab: KNS, is this the food for human??? whole plate of chicken is in red color.....its sure gonna spice me to dead~!
dad: eat only la...wont die~!! dont complain this complain that...~!!
gab: what la~am i going to eat this kind of food here for the following 5 years??? nothing else i can eat in malacca??
dad: must be got other food la...next time u go find yourself...
gab: WHAT THE F~~~~!!!


the rendang chicken which i thought it cant be eaten at all~!

i was just like after finishing my shower when i finish up all those baba nyonya food on the table. OH MAN, damn spicy.......3 years after, the second time i visit this restaurant. Hmmm~~~i found that the food is quite nice~!! Is my taste of food being influenced?? or i have learned to eat spicy food~!haha~



anywhere, Restaurant Ole Sayang is just another baba nyonya restaurant which is located same row with the secret recipe franchise at melaka raya. The food inside is quite nice...but no individual meal is served inside. so don't go there alone~! but you can do so if you have enough cash inside your wallet.haha~





However, the decoration inside is more likely towards chinese style.....with those "rotan" made chairs...some chinese calligraphy hanging on the walls~







Anywhere, 3 years life in Malacca...what i gained and what i lost?? Do i really fully utilized this 3 years of uni life?? 2 more years to go.........

Robert Chef

ROBERT CHEF BISTRO, situated at Bukit Baru. Yet another place which i went to try out my luck last few weeks. However, its is not up to what i expected from the outlook of the bistro. Anywhere, it is still nice bistro indeed.



anywhere, it is still quite a nice place for couple to dating, but not to get laid. hahaha~~!!





It is actually a house, being modified and renovated until it is bistro-like.





I can create a sandwich by my own with only RM8. Its cheap man~! I would like to have a "fried elephant's sperm" sandwich....is it ok??



after the "elephant's sperm" sandwich, i would like to have a "slow boat to malacca river". wow, damn nice man~! haha~! After slow boat, what else?? Any order for "fast and furious to malacca pure bar" ??? i would glad to take one too~~!!





I forget what the dish called~~!! oppss~!!



strawberry milk shake~! hhmm......for the food and drink, i roughly can giv 7 marks out of 10. still ok-lah....





hmm....toilet quite clean...ok, i giv 9 marks for toilet. haha~!! 1 mark is being deducted as the toilet is not being nicely decorated~!



nowadays not in the mood of updating my blog.haih~~~

I am a millionaire

Guess what i have received yesterday?? Not a birthday condom from my friend, not "hamtai" from Japan, not masturbating doll from e-bay, not a dildo from anyone else....haha~but this..~!!!



A letter from Spain~!! HoHo~~The letter was reviewed with great enthusiasm as this was my first time to receive a letter from spain~!! And guess whats the content of the letter.....

"Congrats Mr Gabriel Fong, you are being awarded with 2 virgins from Spain. You will receive your virgins through courier service within this week. Please do attend our sex party on 04/10/2008 again for more lucky draw, venue will be confirmed later."

LOL~~just kidding around. Of course i will not be receiving those kind of mail. If its really happens to me, i am wondering that the virgins are guys or girls.haha~~!!




So this is the content of the letter. I have eventually won the EUROMILLONES SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY/NEW YEAR HIGHSTAKE INTERANTIONAL PROGRAM. Therefore, i have been approved for a lump sum payout of US$815,960.00.....haha~~so that means i am a millionaire now~!!! a 20 years old millionaire. HOHO~~!!!



what i need to do now is to fill and submit this form to BLUE BIRD SECURITY S.A. In hokkien, we call this security as "Lan jiao" security...LOL~~and after that i shall sit back and enjoy my life...going vacations at Maldives for bikini chicks, Amsterdam for legalized prostitutions, Dubai for entertainment....and so on~~i gonna quit MMU, the sux-est university that i have seen...and join Harvard. haha~~

Well, is this gonna really turn true?? i dont think so. It is so obvious that this is just only a prank or some cheating organization who wanna cheat my money. So sorry that they have send their mail to wrong person like me...Although i wish to become a millionaire also, but this is not my way. I shall work them on with both of my hands. If anyone received this letter before and replied, please tell me your result. If you really get the money, i for sure gonna send back my filled up form.haha~!!

POOL fever

nowadays, i was kinda addicted on playing pool...Not that playing beside the swimming pool with lots of hot chicks in bikini or tube~~!!!! i was talking about this:



my favourite temporarily for this moment...And currently i am staying at Malacca, so there are only 2 places whereby i preferred for pooling. The first one is the Snooker center at Senyum. Thats the place where most of the Malays like to visit as the price there is really cheap. Imagine that you can get a 2 hours play of pool for just only RM10. It is just around the price of 2 boxes of condom~~durex one~hahaha~~.....

However, there is always a reason on why the price is so cheap..just like you are buying a cheap condom, it is easier to tear off and not comfortable~~hahaha~~i don't prefer the pool equipments at Senyum , either the tables, cue or the sticks there...and the environment there isnt satisfied too. I play there sometimes in the sake of saving some money for petrol.


long fish bar at BW sports bar

I prefer BW sports Bar at Melaka Raya. Its the best place for me to pool. In terms of environment, equipments and chicks there. At least i hardly see any malays there as i think they wont gonna afford for it. It costs RM 12 per hour. I could only see chinese and some foreigners at that bar everytime i played there. And the chicks there are nice~! mouth-watering~!haha....thats the reason why i keep on losing at there.....hahaha


although not so pro and keep on losing, but pattern must nice~haha


with wide screen projector inside


vvip pool table


island bar


night view from the bar

POOL???anyone??? just find me~!!

WTF, 78 cents more??

Well, to be frank i really don't like to include any political or government issues inside my lovely blog. To top it of, its really doesn't looks like my blogging style. However, the increment of the petrol price is absolutely insanity. Hey man, last time it just increased for 30 cents, my parents and and those market aunties already can complaint until your balls dropped off. Now, you still dare to increase the petrol price until RM2.70 per litre?? It is 78 cents more you know~!! I think you better go back your kinder garden and ask your teacher how to write the word "DIE"...!!



Quoted from thestar.com.my "Abdullah also announced a RM625 annual cash rebate per vehicle, for owners of private vehicles with engine capacities of up to 2,000cc, as well as pickup trucks and jeeps with engine capacities of up to 2,500cc."

I don't think RM625 is enough to cover for the increment. Anywhere, it is just a subsidy of Rm50 plus per month. It looks nicer on the amount when they pay us annually. Bullshit!!

Not that with 78 cents of increment, i can get a better services at petrol station. The services there is still the same, or sometime even worst. Sometimes, the pump assistants there really make me frustrated. Their face really sibeh tulan. Just like i owed them RM1,000,000,000.


this is how their face looks like...sibeh tulan...part of them only la...

Maybe with the 78 cents of increment, they should provide a better services.


Substitute the typical pump assitant with hot sexy, slutty, seducing, horny,mouth-watering... balls-stiffening.....girls will make me a favour. I would really happy with the increment of petrol price if such a service is being offered. Even with RM1.00 of increment!!! haha



And not forget nice gentlemen with blazer for female drivers....haha...~~



or maybe some installation of automation on the petrol station would make me a favour too..at least i pay the increment for something, not without anything~!!

The increment really gonna makes me poorer. Too bad~~with every 7 litres of petrol that i pump to my vehicle, i can get an additional 3-in-1 DUREX Condom if the price is still stick with the previous one. Oh man, WTF....government asks us to prefer safe sex, get ready with safety precautions before we do out "job". And yet now, you indirectly taken away our money that we use for our condom. You are the one who should be blamed if the percentage of AIDS is getting higher in Malaysia.



I gonna use plastic bag with lubricant instead of using condom~what a pity life of mine~!



And thanks a lot to the" WTF government"...

On vacations

Dear readers,

I will be away for vacations until 30th May 2008. Therefore, there will no be any update at ahgab.blogspot.com...however, do catch me up again, after 30th may as there will be many interesting posts coming up next~!



Wish me a happy vacations~~!!! haha