I like bitches~~nono, is beaches

I am always a beach lover.



Not that the word "beach" sounds similar to "bitch". It is just because i like the serenity of the beach, the turquoise water, the gentle breeze that sooths my face, burning ray from the sun, coolness of wearing sunglasses, beach boys and girls, bikini, tube top, naked sun bathing, naked beach and bitch...bitch of the beach.....Oppss...is it too much??? hahaha~~



while i was in Kelantan, i manage to visit a beach called TOK BALI. Why tok bali?? because that beach got many datuk who sell barley (bali) ice there. So it is called tok bali. hahaha~~just joking~well, tok bali is 6KM from the place where you see the signboard on the picture. haha~~LOL~this of course everyone know it~!



Bikini girls might be part of the reasons that i like beach, but there are stil many things that you can do at beach.



You can sit and relax on the beach



saying "Hi.." to the bikini girls



take pictures for the beach boys, just like what she is doing.hahaha~



stalking for sexy girls just like what he is doing by using his camera.haha~



squat there if you have nothing to do at all



or you can have a rock climbing



watching boat passing by.....



stand straight for sun bathing.



jump into the sea and end your life



you can have your last word here before you jump



after you jump, we can help you to take your last picture if we manage to do so



another kind of monkey modeling





emo-ing



doing push-up



take a rest after push up



training to become a monkey





show off your coolness at the beach

Well, sammi cheng and Richie Ren produced a video on "xia ri mo mo cha" ...direct translation...at redang island. So let me teach you all how to produce "xia ri cha cha cha" at Tok Bali



First, make sure you have the perfect angle for the view that you wanna cam.



Make a testing after that



get ready on your own place



up~!



final check on you on video cam



ACTION~!



mission completed~!



one of the snapshot on the video



so here's the crew



take a picture with the actress



And lastly take a picture of mine........

Tons of stuff you can do at the beach~~!! am i right?





And two more pictures for myself again....hahaha~

To turn over a new leaf

The devil within me has outreach the angelic side of me, and this is not supposed to happen. Flashing back to my own little childhood, i was baptised with a Christian name gabriel from my godfather, hoping that i will always remember the task of angel gabriel who brought the good news to St. Mary. In reality, he is hoping that i will always be the one who brings good news to everyone around me, my family, my friends, and my loved one.

However, reality is always cruel to me. Not only i failed to achieve my task, but i failed miserably. Materialistic and "girlistic" have overcome my mind, blinded my soul and perverted my destiny. Maybe it is time for me to recall back what am i really searching for for my life, the destiny to become a better man.



Does material and girls really so crucial for me?? or it is just the empty feeling of mine. Am i going to be contented with endless of money and tons of pretty chicks?? I not think so. I should feel contented with what i have now. I should cherish my relationship with everyone around me, my parents, buddies, friends, my loved one *still finding...haha* and those who i don't really know them well. I am really out of my track horribly and it's really the time for me to turn over a new leaf, start the next journey of my life. Hoping that i will become a more mature guy and a place whereby everyone besides me can leaned at.

I do really appreciate if you guys can lend a helpful hand to me in order for me to archive my destiny. I am not afraid of being showered with bad and hurting comments, as i take them as my compliment.



And not forget to thank Sergeant Rahman. Your words wake me up....and i am determined to turn over a new leaf.

Islamic city of Malaysia - Kelantan Darul Naim

After 10 hours of balls-shrinking journey from Malacca, with the aircon cyclinder blasting mercilessly from the bus onto my face, finally i stumbled myself on the land of lighting- Kelantan. It's the islamic city of Malaysia governed by Islamic Party of Malaysia with a green flag which have a white ball inside the flag...haha...


fighting with PAS in Kelantan is a ball-shrinking task for BN..haha~~humiliation~



Firstly, an interesting plat number of a Proton Wira and the logo of Al Rajhi Bank. Well, it is quite common to see a car with such kind of plat number and the Al Rajhi Bank is in every states of Malaysia. But it's just so co-incident that i saw both things at once. So, i manage to take pictures for them.

Another interesting fact about kelantan is that every single word on shops or supermarkets comes along with Jawi translation.


even tesco comes along with jawi translation too





The three girls inside the Ambank advertisement board supposedly aren't wearing any tudung. But, at kelantan, they ought to.

Let me bring you all to Pasar Besar Siti Khadijah, the famous market at Kelantan.


Pasar Besar Siti Khadijah (Siti Khadijah Central Market) in Kota Bharu is arguably the most oft-photographed market in Malaysia. perhaps, it is due to the unique architecture of the market which comes in 3-storeys, orthogonal building with transparent dome roof with spiderweb frame. This translucent roof enables sunlight to penetrate through the roof and illuminate the whole central area of the market which is the wet market. Photographers usually likes to take pictures for that area as the sunlight is even-toned, providing an interesting lighting for them to take their pictures.


Now, let me choose a parang first, before going into the market to argue price with those ladies. My parang for sure gonna speak louder than them.


Kelantan is still famous in ladies enterprising. Most of the traders inside the market mostly are women.


The orthogonal central area of the market




You know what?? they are selling this turtle eggs RM10 for 3...OMG~Its freaking expensive man~!! My balls look much more better than those out-of-shape balls~!

The first floor of the market is selling those dried food.



I am wondering what is this?? Looks like those furs from ang-mo.



Lets move on to the second floor where batik and cloth sellers congregated, shouting their lungs out, arguing for the best price they can with the buyers in order to make money for their livings.




Wei, your face like that, how you gonna attract customers?? looks like owed you Rm100,000,000....your face really sibeh tulan.



Outside Pasar Besar Siti Khadijah, tons of sellers open up their stalls under the burning rays from sun. They sheltered themselves with big umbrellas, selling fruits and vegetables.


They called this "snake-skinned fruit" , direct translation from chinese...haha..because its skin looks like snake's skin.


Some selling jeweleries. As what you observed from those pictures, those sellers are all ladies. My legs are sticky with the filthy water of the wet market, yuks~~! Its been a decade whereby i didn't step my foot on wet market. Now, lets move on to Pangkalan Kubor, a duty free zon in Kelantan.



Thats the place, where by Nike, Adidas, Polo, Gucci, LV and many more branded stuff are sell in very cheap price. Why?? Because they are not original product~!! Just like those being sell at petaling street in kL. Ranging from branded stuffs to kitchen accessories , children toys, electronic gadgets and even food, pangkalan Kubor offers a wide array of stuffs for consumers.


And it is also the place whereby local people can get themselves to thailand through the emigration counters and boat a sampan to cross the Golok river to reach thailand.



thats thailand...but i din bring my passport...damn~!


the emigrations

Oh man, how nice it is if i manage to go to thailand!!! Tons of ah gua which is much more pretty than local chicks, tiger shows, cheap original Nike stuffs at pasar malam which the factory workers brought out from their factories, Thai massage and spa (not including special services...haha) and thai food~~~!!!!

Forget about that. I am not going thailand, maybe next time with my passport with me. And save more money for ah gua and tiger show. hahaha....

On vacations

Dear readers,

I will be away for vacations until 30th May 2008. Therefore, there will no be any update at ahgab.blogspot.com...however, do catch me up again, after 30th may as there will be many interesting posts coming up next~!



Wish me a happy vacations~~!!! haha