I bring you taste baba nyonya

Well, from the previous post, i have mentioned about some of the famous delicacies at Malacca. So, today i am going to bring you all to one of the famous baba nyonya food shop at Malacca. But, before that let my friend, Mr LMF feed his car with petrol first.



"UNLEADED FUEL ONLY"....always prefer unleaded fuel and protect our mother nature.



And let me briefly introduce you all some of the famous places at Malacca. I manage to take those pictures on the way to my destination of getting one of the best baba nyonya shop at Malacca. Well, i can't directly say that that shop is the best one, as different people got different taste in food. Maybe the girl i think is pretty, you won't gonna have the same point of view like me. And same goes to food.



Make sure you don't turn into "Taman Limpah". Me myself also don't know what is inside that taman. So just head straight to town.



Tan Kim Hock product centre, is one of the place whereby foreign visitors such as Singaporeans always buy local products of Malacca.


So called "red-houses"



Christ Church Malacca, one of the tourist spots at Malacca. Normally, many tourists come here to take pictures and for tricycle ride which will bring you go around the Malacca city.


another better view of the church, photo from www. flickr.com


Museum Malacca, photo from www.flickr.com


photo from www.flickr.com

Well, there are many types of museums at Malacca. Another special Museum which is located inside a ship is called maritime museum.


eyes on Malacca?? nono~~!!!

Now, finally we arrive at our destination, Donald and Lily corner. From the exterior outlook, the shop seems like nothing special, just looks like an ordinary shop house that are selling cendol. Nothing much different right??



So here we go in......


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The interior is totally different than the exterior of the shop. The interior is so old school and provides you a baba nyonya "feel" which you can't feel it at the other shops outside Malacca state.



Collections of unique antiques which are priceless being display along the wall.



And from unique antiques to the pictures of oldies, which you all can slightly browse through if you get the chance to visit the place.



From the pictures display, I can roughly understand the owner's family and their wonderful contented lifestyle



Each of these remembrance means to be worthless to them.



See...apart from baba nyonya pattern, it's mixed with local chinese style too~~haha~~thats so called the society of Malacca..different cultures mixed together harmoniously



And not to forget to tell you all, the shop isn't that small from what you all can see from the pictures....have a closer look



Another compartment which you haven't found from the previous pictures. And here goes to the kitchen of the shop.



Manage to find that there are still some spaces right after kitchen?? It is long enough right?? well, don't think of others~!! i mean the shop is long enough.



Not forget to tell you all, the place is being visited by Ho Chak Food Review. See the prove below, so "mai siao siao" with the taste of the food they served here. The food here will make you drooled and addicted on it.....hahaha



Able to see the HO CHAK logo on the white envelope?? The envelope usually comes with a pair of chopstick which HO CHAK will normally give away as a souvenir to those places that they visited for doing food review.



So here's the food. My shooting skill isn't that pro enough. So those food pictures that i have shot are not really clear. The above picture is the rojak at Donald and Lily Corner. The ingredients inside contain sliced cucumber, pineapple, fish balls, and lastly "dao gua" in hokkien. I not really know how it calls in english, it's some sort like the dry tofu.



Another food that we ordered is nasi lemak with rendang chicken. Arrghhh~~~after i went back, i only found that the picture is blur....sad~~!!!anywhere, you all can roughly see hows it looks like from the not-very-blur pictures that i taken la...hahaha



Next, nyonya cendol..needless to say, the descriptions of nyonya cendol can be found from my previous post. What i have to say here is, the cendol here is really the best for me.



And here goes the baba nyonya laksa. I quite prefer the laksa here as it's thick with the taste of coconut milk. Nice~!





Lastly, not forget to thank to owner of the shop for her nice food~!



And thanks me as well. No photography is allowed in that shop. And i sacrifice myself from being scolded just to take pictures and let you all have a look. So, should i be thanked?? haha

Talking craps

It seems like many people are on the trend of blogging about various kinds of mouth-watering food nowadays. But i really have very little idea on what to write about food, neither i have the patience to wait until i finish taking photos of every single angle on my food nor i have a tongue which is as sensitive as my eyes in gals-hunting.

Well, back to 3 years later....when i just stumbled my steps on Malacca to further my education in tertiary level. I found out an obvious different between food at my hometown and local food here...that is the Baba and Nyonya style.


cendol malacca

The baba nyonya cendol is slightly different that other cendol which you can found on the other states in Malaysia. Its specialty is the additional thick-brownish-sticky layer of so called gula Malacca on the top of the cendol. Try to conjure up an image whereby the gula Malacca is slightly yellowish in colour?? what can you imagine with?? hahaha`~~same as me?? Topping the ice shake of cendol, gula Malacca and condensed milk make the perfect combination of taste.

Another delicacy which is well known in Malacca is the baba nyonya laksa. See.....every delicacy in baba nyonya style is different, and nicer as well. Mayb Macdonald should come out with a new set of Meal, baba nyonya big Mac....

With two baba nyonya beef patties,
special baba sauce, lettuce,
cheese, pickles, onions
on a sesame seed nyonya bun....



Baba laksa and nyonya laksa are the two different kinds of laksa served in Malacca. Baby laksa is the one with curry soup and nyonya laksa is the one served in asam soup. You all can get the best laksa and cendol of Malacca at Jonket Street. Hmm...anywhere i forget what the shop name already.....hahaha....



Another famous delicacy in Malacca is the oyster omelette which we usually called "Oh jian" in Hokkien. It is the mixture of oysters, some flour powder and well-stirred egg being fried on a big hot pan. The oyster omelette is always being served with its special chili sauce which tasted spicy yet a bit sour. At Malacca, what i know is a shop at Jalan bunga raya makes the best oyster omelette in town. I was told that the Oh jian making skill is passed down from great grandfather to grandfather and to father to son and to grandson and to great grandson....ermm..not really clear have been passed for how many hierarchies.



And trust me, seafood at Malacca isn't cheap at all. Don't think that Malacca is located by the Strait of Malacca and it will subsequently turn into a seafood paradise.

Anywhere, i am not gonna write about food at Malacca today. It is just some of the experiences which i would like to share with you all. Maybe after exam i am too boring or whatever, i actually congregated all those hard liquor that i drank this year. Take note!! this year only...until May 2008, excluding those i drank few years before. So, here comes the first



MARTELL- NOBLIGE COGNAC....a liquor with 40% alcohol/ vol..Why Noblige Cognac?? But why don't Ahgab Cognac?? Nobligue, is a reference to the old French saying "Noblesse Oblige", encapsulates the duty of commitment incumbent on people of high rank...That's why I drink Nobligue Cognac, high ranked. hahaha~~



HENNESSY X.O - Its a stereotypical liquor where all of you gonna drink during chinese new year, if you are a drinker la. And yes, of course, i drank it at Chinese New Year 2008. With 40% alcohol/ vol, its enough to make me feel tipsy, and luckily it doesn't make me puke in front of my friends.



jack Daniel, which i always drink at pub. But didn't even manage to bring am empty bottle back.



And same goes to Johnny Walker Black Label...as both of them are quite cheap in price if compare to other liquor, so only manage to drink them inside pub lah....hahaha



And here goes the unique one. Highland Malt Scotch Whisky, which is bottled in Scottland and comes along with a special bag with it. The bag looks some sort like a big condom which able for you to put in a big bottle of whisky inside it.haha~~so instead of using Durex extrasafe, i suggest you all to buy a bottle of this whisky and use its bag as your safety precautions. It is super-duper-ultra-extra safe with the wall of the bad which is as thick as this..



See....its really safe. But i don't know yours is big enough to size in the bag or not lah...But i confirm the whisky bottle is of course can be sized in...



And after finishing up those liquor inside, maybe i should pack all my study stuffs in my condom bag and go study at my campus. Quite "yeng" also.



Instead of using my old lousy bag to go campus



Or maybe i should bring both??? with my water bottle inside my condom bag, and my files,pencil case and calculator inside my old lousy bag.



Hmm...water bottle?? Maybe i should get myself a new one, instead of using the bottle of CACTUS mineral water.



Yeah, thats the way~! I like drinking in this way. I should have use that X.O bottle. And here comes the collection of stuff inside my bag..



Not bad right??Hard liquor not only manage to "satisfy" us but it is useful with its left over product.

Slow load time on 20th May 2008??

Some of you might encountering problem while loading internet web pages on 20th May 2008. Websites like google, yahoo, MSN or friendster are slowly loaded or can't be loaded at all. Well, this is not your modem or router problem, as well as not your computer software or hardware problem. Its the maintenance of the Data Center Network that hosted a certain range of IP address. That is why some of your friends are not encountering the same accessibility problem like you. So, don't keep on reseting you modem router or changing the configurations inside your computer.

I know its torturing and inconvenient for those who unable to surf some of the websites on internet, especially when you are on the mood of watching porns online....and yet the porn sites are unable to load. Its just like......*unable to dig your ear hole when it is itchy...hahaha.....*

So here's the news quoted from Exabytes News

Intermittent Network Issue - CBJ2

Some Malaysian based ISP subscribers are having problem connecting to the CBJ2

Date : 20 May 2008
Time : 5.30 PM (GMT + 0800)
Expected ETA : Unavailable

Maintenance Details :
The Data Center Network that are hosting IP range 210.48.145.0/24 is encountering slow and intermittent network access. Our Network Engineers are currently checking on the matter.

Maintenance Effect:
Users whose websites are hosted on the affected IP range will encounter intermittent connection accessing their websites, emails, and databases.

We will further update the announcement on the latest progress of the maintenance.

Therefore, don't go and slam your modem, computer, mouse or keyboard anymore~~!!!

Can't log in MSN

Anyone suffering the same problem as me?? Totally can't log in to the MSN for a few days...~~!!!or getting a sudden disconnection from the MSN while you are enjoying your chatting with your friends?? It's really get me frustrated~!!! DAMN~!!!

Can anyone tell me how can i fix my problem?? Some of my friends are facing the same problem like me, but not to all. Please tell me if you guys know how to fix it up. Thx ya~!!



No MSN = No chatting with gals
No chatting = No flirting
No flirting = hell-bored~~!!!!

And for temporarily, i am using e-buddy to get connected with my net friends. Which subsequently turned my handsome face from this:


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DAMN~!! I don't want to turn my face to this~!! Which have an antenna on my head some more...I am wondering if that is his d*ck or wad~~!!! I don't want mine to change from the lower part of my body till to my head~!!!*.........its really gonna bring many difficulties to me~!! my hair will be sticky every time i do my "thing" inside my room!!!.........*

So anyone who knows the way to fix the problem, please let me know. kindly drop your alternatives in the comment part or at the chatterbox there...thanks....

Bookfest@Malaysia 2008

Once again, the annual Bookfest@Malaysia is backed. Since i have already finished my final exam for the present semester by the time bookfest is being launched, maybe i should get myself some useful books there.


As what my dad always tell me:

dad: Gab, read more books...gain as much knowledge as you can from the book. A knowledgeable man will always be respected by others.

gab: Yala...Know lah..i will dozed off within 10 minutes with my lecture notes. And yet you expect me to finish up those books which each is as thick as my forehead??

dad: son, great knowledge behold great power. With great power comes with great responsibility. Thats what a great man should have.

gab: hmmm.....this dialog sounds familiar to me....


yaya...i heard this dialog in the spiderman movie!!


and also during this scene...what movie is this??


"superhero" movie, from the makers of scary movie

gab: Erm..i'll try my best...bank in some money for me then

dad: i'll try my best too....

gab: *swt....but i m pretty sure that there are some books which i am interested with. You will definitely like those books too...mom will surely cane you if she found out that you are reading those books....hahahaha~~~


my dad for sure gonna like this~~hiak~~hiak~~hiak

dad: no more money then......

gab: sh*t.....

Well, back to the bookfest. Bookfest@Malaysia 2008 comes with the theme "Reading Empowers". Just like what I mentioned just now...knowledge is power~! Even toilet cleaning needs knowledge.



It is a maiden event, with a overwhelming success of exceeding 400, 000 visitorship in 2007 and therefore, bookfest 2008 is going to showcase more than a million books by both Overseas and Local publishers and will be presented starting from 24th May 2008 until 1st June 2008.
Here the details of Bookfest@Malaysia 2008:

Date: 24th May - 1st June 2008
Venue: Hall 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5 Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre (KLCC)
Time: 10a.m. - 10p.m.
Admission for exhibition is chargeable at RM 2 per ticket. FREE admission for students 18 years & below and senior citizen 60 years & above

So if you are an admirer of Tun Dr Mahathir, maka sure you get an autograph from him at:
Date: 29 May 2008
time:11:30 am
Venue: Main Stage, international pavilion (Hall 1) KLCC



If you are a person some which plays a role some sort like a captain planet to our mother earth, stay tuned with Readcycle for Charity 2008 from the first till the end of the bookfest.




If you are a SUDOKU addict, you should never miss the chance to participate in "ARE YOU A SUDOKU ADDICT?" SUDOKU FUN TIME during the bookfest
Date: Thursday 29 May 2008
Time: 2.30 pm
Venue: Stage 2, POPULAR Pavilion – Hall 5
Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre
The registration form can be downloaded online at www.bookfestmalaysia.com
Many prizes are up to be grabbed by you all.

And many more events are going to be kicked off during the bookfest. So don't miss this very chance to buy some books for yourself and gain more knowledge *of course not the book that my dad and i prefered....* Guys, don't miss this chance to hunt for some pretty gals over there...and gals, don'd miss this chance to watch for some handsome guys over there too.....I am of course won't gonna miss this chance.....hahaha~~~

Multiple meanings for "call"

WARNING: CONTENT BELOW IS NOT SUITABLE FOR THOSE UNDER 18. MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT UNDERAGE WHEN VIEWING THE CONTENT BELOW

During primary school time, our Chinese teacher always teach us "words with multiple pronunciations and meanings"

Now, let me teach you all multiple meanings of "COL" , the short form of "CALL"..........which i just learned tonight too~~

Its all started at a typical MSN Chatroom, talking craps and discussing on having supper after whole lonely night of studying......


"cockman calling cheese for supper"

Just right after the word "col" existed, freaking dirty minded sausageman and me were slipped with some "interesting " facts inside our mind.....hiak~~hiak~~~hiak~~~

For studies, i admitted that i am for sure wont gonna be able to come out with accurate and practical solutions and formula for answering those questions covered in my syllabus. But somehow, under some circumstances, sausageman and i always come across with "interesting facts and ideas" in our mind....and sometimes its perverted too~~~hahahaha~~~

so here its go....


"col" = cock orgasm length???
= cum of leisure???

hmmm......not a bad idea...maybe i shud come out with an equation for this..
future engineer mah...shud deal a lot with equations..no matter engineering equations or cock equations...

Let me introduce another term, "col" = cock optimum length.

And here it goes:

COCK OPTIMUM LENGTH = COCK ORGASM LENGTH + CUM OF LEISURE






Therefore: COL = COL + COL
COL = 2 COL

canceling out "COL" from both sides....
we got : 1=2

New mathematic breakthrough??? check it out yourself~~!!!
so next time when you ask for 1 cock, you wil get 2....isn't that nice???

Latest promotion on Men's Health

1230am: I was browsing through the magazine rack at 7-eleven and 24-hours convenient shop nearby my place, eagerly hunting for Men's Health Magazine (May issue). I got to know that its having promotions on Adidas 2008 special edition Fair Play hamper worth rm216 each and Issey Miyake's Summer 2008 perfume set worth rm393 each.















For your information, Issey Miyake is a name taken from a well-known Japanese fashion designer, founder of Miyake design studio. Apart from fashion industries, Issey Miyake also launched its first fragrance at 1992. And now, Issey Miyake fragrances are produced under a long-term agreement by the Beaute Prestige International division of Sheseido, who also produces fragrances for Narsico Rodriguez and Jean-Paul Gaultier. For more information on Issey Miyake, kindly log on to www.isseymiyake.com


And the last promotion that Men's Health is giving away is the vouchers for Men's SkinCentres worth rm250 each which is not really interested me. As my skin condition is good enough now....hahaha~~~

















Howeverrrrrr......its all out of stock when i wanna buy the magazine...!!!SH**~~!!! I guess i have to try out my luck at Popular Bookstore Jusco the day after.

Luck wasn't by my side, I was packing up my mood and wanna go back home to sleep....Who knows~!! I bumped up with my friends ...snookering friends in particular.....just outside the 24-hours convenient shop. And of course, my day ended joining them for snookering and mamak-ing with other group of friends till 3am in the morning. Thus, this very blog is uploaded after i was backed from mamak stall outside. Have a good night to all the readers..

AFTERMATH

After 3 months of torturing
Its time for me to say "Good Bye" to you
And put a fullstop to your existence in my university's life
*else if i really choose to become a design engineer after i graduated*
Anger and frustration are the only friends that you introduced to me
Your existence brings neither happiness nor enjoyment to me
I am so sorry for forgetting to give you a goodbye kiss after you left out of my life
but if it really does, where should i post my kiss at??......hahaha



I am pretty sure that i wont gonna meet you up after this
therefore, "sayonara"......
*.....not "sarang heyo".....*

next exam subject: Measurement and Instrumentation
which is not gonna be as complicated and confusing like Engineering Design II
hopefully easy questions will be asked

And of course i wont gonna burn my exam paper for the second time like this
its takes me time to tidy up and sweep those ashes man~!!
still remember the study method that i taught???
burn the notes, mix with plain water and drink it....
of course i wont gonna do that with those ashes of my exam paper
its useless for me to memorize those exam questions
and i don't wish to be hospitalized during exam period......hahahaha

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

Dear mom,

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to you.
Thank you so much for bringing me to this world after 9 months of pregnancy
Thank you so much for loving and guiding me since i was born
Thank you so much for being the shelter of rain when i faced any problems and difficulties
Thank you so much for taking good care of me
Thank you so much for working so hard just to provide the best of you can for sis and I

As your elder son, I am really thankful and fortunate enough to have you as my mom. And so goes to sis. I would like to sincerely apologize if i have done anything wrong that hurt your feelings or any of my childishness that disrespect you.

Mom, i do hope that you can enjoy this special occasion with the presence of dad and sis at Sibu there. I was longing to celebrate Mother's day with you, but sadly, i was away at Malacca for coming final exams. Once again, Happy Mother's Day to you,mom.....
....and to all of the mothers as well....I love you,mom.....















HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, MOM

And here comes the conversation between my mom and I during mother's day:
gab: Yo..mom...happy mother's day
mom: Eii?? mother's day can remember...how come my birthday cannot remember ah~~!!!
gab: because newspaper internet all got write the date of mother's day ma...thats why i can remember...
mom: chiew~~~anywhere,thanks for calling. But no increment in pocket money ah
gab: *swt...mission failed.......

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
*AND WISH ME GOOD LUCK FOR TOMORROW ENGINEERING DESIGN EXAM

MMU final exam-MSN hemisphere

Seems ahgab.blogspot.com has been abandoned for quite a long period..HHmmmm...its time for me to post some on my blog since i have been frustrated digesting my lecture notes n tutorial questions. Well, let me suggest u all some exam preparation tips that i planned to try out for this coming exam.

First steps: Burn all your notes that you need to memorize















second steps: Mix the paper ashes with plain water















AND.....LASTLY.....DRINK IT~!!
For some reasons, the mixture will go through the blood circulation on your body...n finally it will stick inside your mind, thus you will be able to permanently memorize all those notes that you need to study..~!! Isn't that great~!!

However, this method is not scientifically proven...Its is highly suggested to try on this if you really gonna fail for your exam.
please don't post any complaints if you are suffering from any circumstances after trying out this method.

Anywhere, back to the topic today. I have found some interesting status message on MSN each and everytime when final exam is just around the corner...lets have a look:


(please click the image to enlarge)

*nice faulty words man~~!! I know you "sibeh tulan" with your notes...me too~!!
*supper with roti sandwich after studying.....ended up with "lao sai-ing" on the following day
double roti sandwich--->double lao-sai.....
*going for cooking class during this period.....
*stil emo-ing on their love matter
*some really gonna die for their exam....hey man..try out my study method..maybe it is useful..~!!


AND here goes my status msg......hahahaha~~~~






take a closer look..........






Its time for me to continue back to my study after crapping a lots here...
well, wish all the mmu-ians good luck and all the best for the exams
Hopefully wont gonna see you people coming back earlier for supplementary exam preparation

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